I have..

1. Fawn coloured hair all over my floors.
2. Taped my electrical cords to the wall.
3. Stopped looking for pairs of my chappals.
4. Hands that smell of Dog food and milk.
5. Blocked off my kitchen with a huge suitcase.
6. Wake up 'whines' at six thirty a.m.
7. No more need for a vacuum cleaner.
8. Newspapers spread out blotting up pee.
9. Dustbin hanging from a cord on the wall.
10. Teething marks all over my arms.
11. Parts of my walls being chewed off.
12. No time to go out.
13. To sneak up to anything that is 'food'.
14. My feet 'licked' dry after a bath.
15. Nothing to write in a blog.
16. Never been happier.
17. A puppy.