Ugggghhh...

Placed an order for my own birthday cake.

Didn't realize what it meant till the cake lady burst out laughing...

Choices

Somewhere along the line, he forgot that she liked making choices just as much he did.Apologies.

All about him

He takes up most of the bed.. and most of my thoughts.. so i think i'll stop resisting the urge to write about it.. :D

Art

SCENE : (Coast to Coast restaurant in Koramangala.
A quick weekday lunch to beat being bored at work.
Waiting for our order of chicken sukka and neer dosa)

me : (pointing to one of the posters on the wall)
Do you know what that is?

him: Yakshagana

me: Yup... didn't think you'd know :)

him: I've performed.

-pause-

me: You've WHAT?

him: Performed.

me: Performed?

him: Yup.

-pause-

him:(caving in to my 'yeah right' look)
Performed.. as in.. "helped" them perform..

me:( laughing).. oh i see.. and thats the same thing..

-after a couple of minutes-

him: Actually.. we used to get drunk and then 'perform' on the terrace in our hostel

me:!!!!!!!!!! (berating myself for assuming there was a possibility of truth
in the idea that he could have helped someone perform yakshagaana
, since his college was in suratkal)

- pause -

him: I've also done Kathakali..

me: Drunk? on the terrace?

him: Yup

- another couple of minutes -

me: (looking at the yakshagana poster on the wall)
S0... when you're drunk and performing yakshagaana and kathakali on the terrace...
how would you know the difference?

him: The Mudras... (ofcourse)

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The girl with a million faces...

Welcome Home G!

Wanted : Person

To watch me bawl my eyes out, pour shots to get me pitch drunk, make sure i pass out, tuck me in, feed my dog. Applicants should not ask any damn questions. Smokers preferred. Will write note to make sure you get dropped back home.

Really...

How do you tell people that new born babies are NOT cute?
Give it a couple of months and then we'll decide..

P.S: Are they? Is there something wrong with me?

24-08-08

I am the engaged ...

These are a few of his favourite things...

Stones, Ants, Bras, Socks, Shoes, Chappals, Underwear, Handkerchiefs, Mobile phones, Mobile phone chargers, Sticks, Bottles, Plastic bags, Boxes, Books, Tissues, Caps, Plants, Pillows, Soft Toys, Tennis Balls, Bedsheets, Coconuts, Mugs, Brooms, Dustpans, Doormats, Spoons, Forks, Leaves, Bones, Ice cubes, Flowers and Hands (occasionally)..

...TO CHEW UP and destroy (occasionally).

Thankyou....

To momentary distractions that give you a second to pose before you once again lunge at your photographer and try to eat her Canon EOS 400 D.