Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Wanted : Person

To watch me bawl my eyes out, pour shots to get me pitch drunk, make sure i pass out, tuck me in, feed my dog. Applicants should not ask any damn questions. Smokers preferred. Will write note to make sure you get dropped back home.

1 comment:

Balaji D said...

The way the market is going, I may need a job soon! Can I get this one? I have good experience on this! I don't smoke though unless set on fire!